Bad Crypto Investing Advice

[Furious]

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Profit for the week! I gotta stop staring at the charts. I'm not going to sell anything because tomorrow could be a big day for my new coins

[Furious]

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Drunkenly staggering back up. Hmf. Still $600 in the hole waiting for "that thing that's gonna happen".

[wanderinginmn]

I am too lazy to read 22 pages. Are you mining or just buying? Or both?

[Furious]

Buying and holding. I never thought mining was profitable (unless you're a 3rd shift system administrator at a clueless university, heh heh hehhhh... )

[Maeve]

I just had to trawl through pages of facebook posts from several years ago, hunting for my notes. Because they disappeared them, but they’re sorta there in the archives. Anyway, I was reading a rant about getting spam emails from Coinbase about someone trying to sign in to my account, and now I wish I had checked that out.

[Furious]

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Potential birthday gift from the feds to me tomorrow. More or less hedge funds cant leverage what they don't own. Finally.

[Furious]

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Still think this is a $25 stock. Should have listened to the guy that said stonks would crash and crypto would moon in November oh wait that was me

[Furious]

I'm one of the lucky 89,000 goofballs that's eligible for an AMC/Sony Spider-Man NFT!

You had to buy the tickets online a few hours after they went live (AND be a higher tier AMC Stubs club member OR part of their Investor club), and then go see the Spider-Man movie on Dec 16th. I made it over the most difficult hurdle and got my Willie Wonka Golden Ticket notification about my NFT eligibility today!

These NFTs could be worth money... look at what scalpers want for their NFT eligibility:

o_0

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I cant even figure out how buying someone else's ticket would even work since the person eligible has to go see the movie. *shrugs*

[Furious]

Hedge funds are strating to implode, meaning that the stock market (and likely crypto too) is on the cusp of taking that big ugly dump that i've been predicting.

If you're already in, hold and don't sell... you'll probably eat a loss if you, but if you're patient 6mo-1yr from now things will be "back to normal". *crosses eyes*

If you're out and want to buy ridiculously cheap commodities, your time is coming very soon. If Apple goes under $125/share (its recent split price), you'll know when to dive in.

In other MORE IMPORTANT financial news... through my crypto wizardry I made enough to pay off all my student loans, including the ones for my recent Masters degree, so i'm debt free!

Now I need to do it all over again for house money...

[Ophelia's Vengeance]

Congratulations! That's a damn significant achievement.