Remembering How To Shift

[Furious]

I remember my recruitment into the bOaRDER like it was yesterday...

*harp strumming with wavy hyperglycemic visual blur*
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HIM: "Mister Furious."

Me: "Yes, sir?"

HIM: "Since I've noticed you, I have assessed you as being short-tempered, easily provokable, underachieving, quick to judge, corruptible, petty, immature, deceptive, lazy, vengeful, and unable to argue a point without invoking at least four logical fallacies."

Me: ...

HIM: "To summarize, your antisocial personality gifts you with all the traits of the perfect forum moderator. You're hired."

Me: "HELL YEAH! *hawwwk-ptoo* Spit-shake on it!"

HIM: "Nnnnno. No. In fact, get away from me."

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I'm so proud of me.

[Ophelia's Vengeance]

I remember it more like an ongoing battle fighting bots and spammers like we were in some post-apocalyptic zombie landscape and there were a trio of suckers willing to take on the masses.

*pets trust mod axe*

[Furious]

Future children's book authors, I found the perfect name for your next villian

no not my name you goof don't you dare make a joke about it

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[Ophelia's Vengeance]

Yes, Google Feedfetcher makes a compelling and not at all copyright headachey villian name.

[weeble]

Where's the "I Own the Board" thread? Anyway, it's mine, allllllllllllllllll MINE.

[Ophelia's Vengeance]

I think we only have a bump this thread, thread? But feel free to own the Board... at some point.

*huggles and brands the Board her very own*

[weeble]

I think we only have a bump this thread, thread? But feel free to own the Board... at some point.

*huggles and brands the Board her very own*

::gently cuddles board::
::snoozes::

[Ophelia's Vengeance]

I think the Board could do with a nice cup of cocoa to warm itself.