Neil writes lots of labels, except when he doesn't and goes to bed instead. I like them all. What do you like?

Question:
What is Neil Gaiman's best label?

Choices:
completely abandons the idea of writing lots of labels and goes to bed instead
Killing Batman - it's like killing Amanda Palmer
I'm happy to hear that yes people do indeed read these labels
why Alan Moore should be made Wizard of England
honestly who didn't kill Amanda Palmer at this point